At last you can now share your most intimate thoughts and feelings with Colin, and we guarantee he WILL listen.
Or your money back!
Dress him up, or dress him down to your hearts content by sending for our exclusive ‘Colin Doll’ clothes catalogue.
Make him a kept man by keeping him at home; go for a ride with him in your car, or you could even take him to work and introduce him to your desk… the possibilities are endless so what are you waiting for?
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY...
SO HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST!!!!!!!!!!
WARNING:
Do not leave Colin alone with unattended pets - they will eat him.
Do not leave Colin exposed to extreme sunlight - he will melt.
Do not attempt to try have sexual contact with Colin - you will be arrested.
Umm. Why is he blonde? :/ Funny though - if you try to have sex with the doll you'll be arrested. Where do you find this stuff???
ReplyDeleteLove it. Iz
I think this doll was probably styled on the character "Sonny" from "Miami Vice" as I don't remember "Alexander" sporting such a fetching tash!:))
ReplyDeleteGlad it gave you a chuckle ;)) Hope you have a lovely Christmas x