HOW WILL COLIN SPEND HIS SINGLETON NIGHTS…. ?!

Another night sat on my own
Another night by the telephone
Another night of telling lies
Another night in fake disguise
Just one moment Sir, if you please…
While I enter your card details into my machine!

COLIN MONEY: IT'S A SAFE BET YOU KNOW... (just ask Emma Forrest)

Being as Ms Forrest has taken 'artistic license' to whole new level, I thought I might have a go myself...

 

EMMA FORREST QUOTE:

Writing this memoir kept my head above water. It saved me. Which is great, but why publish it?

EMMA FORREST QUOTE:

But, truthfully, the more I’ve turned the question over in my head, the more I have just one answer: because I’m a writer. "

 
Just out of interest Ms Forrest, is there ‘anyone’ you’ve met who you haven’t written about?

COLIN & FRIENDS HELP JEREMY RENNER CELEBRATE HIS 40TH B'DAY

Jeremy Renner celebrated his 40th birthday with a huge bash at his Hollywood Hills home on Saturday night, complete with a who’s-who of celebrity friends, including Colin Farrell, Charlize Theron, Kevin Connelly, Leonardo DiCaprio, Scarlett Johansson, Blake Lively and Christina Aguilera with her new beau Matt Rutler , just to name a few. 

COLIN & JEREMY DURING THE MAKING OF "SWAT"

 “Jeremy invited his closest friends and family to celebrate the milestone birthday,” a source told RadarOnline.com. 

“Everyone was dancing and having a great time.” 

The source also told RadarOnline.com one guest may have had a little too much fun. 

Blonde Burlesque beauty Christina Aguilera brought along her new man — who she met on the set of her debut film — to the fabulous fete, but it seems she didn’t get to enjoy much of the festivities. 

SOURCE: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/01/exclusive-details-jeremy-renner-throws-a-list-40th-birthday-bash

THE POSTER THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN...

THE ORIGINAL INTENDED POSTER

VOTE FOR COLIN...

"Irish Central" are currently running a poll to see who is hotter Colin Farrell or Robert Pattinson, and well... let's just say our man seriously needs our help.  So do the decent thing and like me VOTE NOW!

EXTRACT:

While their personalities, style and character may be very different, something they do have in common is their ability to generate female attention!

So if you were lucky enough to ever have to choose between these fine specimens, who would it be?

CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO VOTE:
http://www.irishcentral.com/ent/The-great-debate-Robert-Pattinson-versus-Colin-Farrell---SEE-POLL-113064199.html

ANYONE LOST A 'FERRET'?

This has got to be the 'worst' Colin Farrell waxwork I have seen to date!  

Firstly, they've styled the waxwork based on a movie Colin and us would probably rather forget, and secondly, I know Colin's 'tash' left a lot to be desired, but please this looks more like a dead ferret stuck on the face! 

... then again perhaps it's 'just desserts' as it was Colin's idea for his character Sonny to have a mustache in the first place!!!!!!!!! ; - )

COLIN FARRELL SMITTEN WITH' X-FACTOR' REBECCA FERGUSON

I've posted this here as it is only a rumour and being as the 'source' is reported to have told the 'Daily Star' it's unlikely to be true... but then again ya never know?!

REBECCA FERGUSON & COLIN FARRELL

PS. Have to say absolutely love Rebecca Ferguson; a totally amazing singer!

QUOTE:UNQUOTE

Colin Farrell reportedly wants to win the affections of X Factor runner-up Rebecca Ferguson.

The Irish actor, who is currently starring in The Way Back, is apparently taken with the singer and hopes to organise a meeting.

A source told the Daily Star: "He's planning to woo Rebecca any way he can. He's single now and out for some fun."

Farrell broke up with his girlfriend Alicja Bachleda-Curus, with whom he shares a child, earlier this year.

SOURCE:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/s103/the-x-factor/news/a295253/colin-farrell-smitten-with-rebecca-ferguson.html

The perfect Christmas gift for Colin Farrell fans… "The Colin Doll"

At last you can now share your most intimate thoughts and feelings with Colin, and we guarantee he WILL listen.
Or your money back!

Dress him up, or dress him down to your hearts content by sending for our exclusive ‘Colin Doll’ clothes catalogue.

Make him a kept man by keeping him at home; go for a ride with him in your car, or you could even take him to work and introduce him to your desk… the possibilities are endless so what are you waiting for?

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY...
SO HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST!!!!!!!!!!

 
WARNING:
Do not leave Colin alone with unattended pets - they will eat him.
Do not leave Colin exposed to extreme sunlight - he will melt.
Do not attempt to try have sexual contact with Colin - you will be arrested.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE THEN... ?!

Go on ladies... let you're imaginations run wild ; D xxx