Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Monday, September 21, 2009

Friday, September 18, 2009

THE PERFECT COLIN FARRELL DATE DRESS

My daughter suggested this would be the perfect dress for me, should I ever be so likely to be asked out on a date by Colin... where does this child get her warped sense of humour from?!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Monday, September 14, 2009

A BIG HAPPY SMILE & A HOLLYWOOD TAN DOES NOT OPEN DOORS... TRUST ME!


I must say, and really can't believe I am saying this... but it's a good job I'm not Colin Farrell's girlfriend!


Oh but why I hear you cry...
Because I am not made for the Hollywood photographic lens.

For if I was with Colin in Toronto
I would be expected to be a beautiful, healthy, tanned, and a happy lady...
When instead I am not:

Instead, I am a walking, streaky tanned mess and this makes me an unhappy lady and in no way feeling healthy let alone beautiful!

Instead, I look like I have been dipped in a mug of tea that someone forgot to stir... or I've spent the day rolling around in mud.

Hence my relief Colin's invitation to join him at TIFF clearly got lost in the post ; - )

WARNING: DO NOT BELIEVE SELF-TANNING INSTRUCTIONS!

IT IS NOT STREAK PROOF & THEREFORE THERE'S NO NEED TO RUB IN

IT DOES NOT TRANSFORM YOU INTO A TANNED GODDESS


AND FINALLY: IT IS THE QUICKEST WAY TO BECOME A HERMIT...

HOWEVER, ON THE PLUS SIDE THIS MEANS I'VE GOT NO CHANCE OF GETTING PREGNANT!!!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

SINNER OR SAINT?!

Something you wish to confess Colin?

Thursday, September 10, 2009

AN ACTORS LIFE FOR ME...


If life is considered a stage

And we are all actors upon it
Does that mean life is a fantasy?

So if life is a fantasy...
That means we can chose with whom we act
So can I have Colin Farrell please... and do it off stage?!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

COLIN FARRELL'S NEW SUPER FILM ROLE REVEALED....

COLIN FARRELL STARS AS

'SUPER CONDOM MAN'

COMING... TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU SOON!

Saturday, September 5, 2009

SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS

Colin having a Euphoria moment... certainly seemed to work on these gals!

Bad boy Colin Farrell may not be your typical Mr. Boy-Next-Door but he remains to be one of the most sought after A-list actors in Hollywood. His roles in films such as The Minority Report, Miami Vice and Alexander proved the great actor he is despite his infamous personal life scandals. Colin is pro-Calvin Klein. He wears Euphoria.

How do these people know such things?!

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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

WHO LOVES YA BABY...

If Colin and Alicja are expecting a baby then let's hope the poor girl doesn't have to go through a birth such as producing Luciana Munteanu weighing 15 pound! I thought when I had my daughter who weighed in at 8 pound 4 that was hard enough, but I take my hat off to Lucianna's mother : - )

On average babies weigh 15 pounds at about 5 or six months...Not for this mom... she gave birth to her baby at that weight.A 39 year old Romanian woman gave birth to a 15 pound baby.Luciana Munteanu weights 15 pounds and is 24 inches long.Lucinana's mother says she had a normal pregnancy, in fact she said it was no worse than the nine other children she had, yes nine.But, she says she was convinced she was carrying two babies instead of the one!Doctors say they will monitor the baby for a couple days to make sure there are no complications.

Source: http://www.keyc.com/node/27073