LOVELY VIDEO OF COLIN FARRELL IN PHOTO SHOOT FOR FLAUNT MAGAZINE

HE'S HUMAN, HE'S A GEMINI, HE'S INCREDIBLE AND HIS NAME IS COLIN!

Today I came across a blog with Colin's name linked to it called the "Incredible Humans in GEMINI".  Wow I thought, what's this all about and so without thinking I clicked on the link... umm... and nope, still no idea what it's all about! Maybe you'll have better luck?

INCREDIBLE COLIN?!

Please feel free to click the link below and never cease to be amazed by the wonderful world of Blogging!

http://translate.google.co.uk/translate?hl=en&sl=it&u=http://gemini-signs.blogspot.com/2010/11/colin-james-farrell.html&ei=di_dTKqTJsq4hAfQmM2ODQ&sa=X&oi=translate&ct=result&resnum=2&ved=0CCwQ7gEwATg8&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dcolin%2Bfarrell%26start%3D60%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D590%26tbs%3Dblg:1,qdr:d%26prmd%3Dnivlo

COUPLE OF QUITE FUNNY COLIN FARRELL 'PRANK' PHONE CALLS... ENJOY ; - D

DOES COLIN FARRELL SUFFER FROM OYR DISORDER?!

I’ve noticed on quite a few of the Celebrity sites that when they display Colin Farrell’s profile they always seem to get his dating history very out of order.  So for some futile reason I decided to assemble my own list regarding Colin’s dating history.  I‘ve based it on ‘public‘ confirmation by Colin in person, and not merely ‘rumour‘ of the press.  Hopefully, I’ve managed to get the dates in the correct order and well… it made rather interesting reading!

Alicja Bachleda 2009 to 2010 (mother of son Henry)
Emma Forrest 2008 to 2009
Muireann McDonnell 2007 to 2008
Lake Bell 2006
Kim Bordenave 2003 to 2004 (mother of son Jimmy)
Nicole Narain 2002 to 2003
Amelia Warner 2000 to 2001 (married/divorced)

According to my results during the last nine years Colin has publicly verified in person (as opposed to issuing a statement because as we know he’s not a big fan of that method!) to being in a relationship with seven different women, and none lasting longer than one year.  

To be fair there is a noticeably period between the end of 2004 to the beginning of 2006 whereby Colin did not give any public confirmation that he was involved in a relationship with any single individual female.  So I can only assume during this time-period Colin was young, free and single-handedly taking his pick of whomever took his fancy, and I’m only guessing but I think there were probably a lot?! ; - o

However, based on the rest of the statistics it would seem that Colin may well suffer from OYR disorder (one year relationship disorder).

This means he may very well be guilty of lining up a future girlfriend before departing from a soon-to-be previous girlfriend, meaning it’s very likely he’s already involved with a current girlfriend.  This will mean by the time we first get to know about her they would have been dating for approx six months, which then means by the end of the next six months to follow they would have spilt up… which would be totally in keeping with the symptoms of OYR disorder, which means Colin would have once again experienced a One Year Relationship!  

NEWS JUST IN: I can now ‘officially’ confirm for definite that I AM… definitely not dating Colin Farrell.  I don‘t have time this year!

FANCY COLIN FARRELL? BLAME YOUR OVARIES?!

Here's an article you might enjoy and if nothing else it does at least provide you with a scientific excuse... sorry, reason as to why you fancy Colin Farrell apart from the obvious fact you've got good taste ; - D LOL

EXTRACT:

Think you've finally grown up, found a nice guy and learned to resist the siren song of hot, lantern-jawed, manly men? Well, your brain may have learned to resist Colin Farrell, but he still has a monopoly on your ovaries.

A recent study claims that women who have settled down with sweet, boyish-looking boyfriends or husbands are more likely to lust after rugged, Don Draper types during ovulation -- men with "masculinity markers" like strong jaws, chins and brows.

A team of psychologists at the University of New Mexico worked with 66 monogamous, heterosexual couples. 

But boys-next-door shouldn't worry too much -- the study only concluded that women tended to fantasize about masculine guys during ovulation, not that they're more likely to cheat with them.  

To read the full article please click the link below:

http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/10/15/dating-a-nice-guy-your-body-still-wants-a-jerk/

WILL COLIN FARRELL CAUSE A STINK?!

Rasher, born Mark Kavanagh, has come up with his own bottled idea of what Society in 2010 smells like and he has very kindly decided to create a perfume so that we too will never forget!  Colin Farrell was once a collector of the artist's work, but will Colin be rushing out to collect Rasher's latest offering I wonder, and even more disturbingly to whom would Colin bestow such a pig scented gift too ?!

EXTRACT:  

‘SOCIETY STINKS. We live in a world tainted with corruption, bribery, terrorism, racism, sexism, genocide and abuse. The stench is unavoidable; yet we are conditioned to ignore it. Rasher thinks we should know.”

 ... putting the finishing touches to a foul-smelling potion that will be sold alongside the more conventional artworks in his upcoming exhibition, Womb to Tomb .

The name of this anti-perfume, this “pigfume”, is Stench of Society. So far the mixture contains cabbage leaves, Brussels sprouts, horse tail, Houttuynia plants, iris root and a few other secret ingredients he doesn’t want to mention “in case Britney Spears or someone else tries to steal my fragrance”.

His friends kept telling him that his work was too expensive so he wanted to create an affordable piece of art. The “pigfume” will come in a box signed by the artist with a limited-edition print of a painting that depicts Rasher and his wife Gillian, a stained-glass artist, as Beckhamesque perfume-obsessed characters. It will cost “around €150 or €200”.

In the image, Rasher is holding a pig in his arms, the pig is doing a wee and a heavily pregnant Gillian, as Posh, is clinging to his legs desperate to get her hands on the pig-wee potion.

He anticipates the fragrance will function as a neat party trick in years to come. “The idea is that 10 years from now, you’ll be having a dinner party and you’ll ask your guests ‘do you want to know what the world smelt like in 2010?’ then you will take down the bottle and give them a sniff,”

Colin Farrell was a collector of Rasher’s work

To read the full article please click the link below:

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/magazine/2010/1106/1224282513939.html

AT LAST COLIN FARRELL CAN WEAR HIS FACIAL HAIR WITH PRIDE!

I am not quite sure what to make of this, but well... clearly the gals at '29 Secrets' website consider that a man's style of facial hair can reveal a lot about him.  In fact, they have even gone as far in conducting their very own 'date-ability' scale for the record, cleverly entitled: 'What His Facial Hair Really Says About Him'.  So now I bet you're just itching to know where Colin came on the ratings list aren't you...

2. The Scruff: This guy clearly has more important things to do than shave every day – like fighting off hordes of attractive women and having lots of hot, sexy sex. Need we say more?

No you need not.  

Congratulations Colin... go forth with your head held high and wearing your facial hair with pride.  

Unfortunately, there was no photo of Colin in order to let the world marvel at his No.2 rating so I've put one on so everyone can see for themselves!

SOURCE: http://www.29secrets.com/