KELLOGS PHOTO SHOOT...

Oh dear...

Colin's thrown
a strop












After seeing what the photographer wants him wear!

Pondering Colin...

Beem me up Scottie
... before anybody else asks me about Alexander!

Magic Time...

Okay, who stole me fooking white rabbit?!

Battle of the suits...

Jon Voight was not impressed that Colin
had worn the same suit as him.

Colin attempts to swear himself in as the next
Prime Minister of Ireland!!

COLIN'S HAIR SALON...

The 70's Afrocol

Watch em gasp in envy when you strut your funky stuff with this hair-raising style. Life at the discotek will never be the same... yeah baby!

The Colmarge... a real bullseye party special.

You can't go wrong with this style. Not only does it gives you tremendous height, but it's also incredibly useful for storing all those telephone no's from all the admirers you're going to attract with this hair-do!!!!

IF YOU'RE COLIN FARRELL... (This is what you googled... enjoy!)

READ ME DOWN...

Gemini
NB
Insatiable
Kiss
Optimistically
Judge

Ye
Lyrical
Notorious
Oneself

Sincerely
Please

Largely
Limit
Enormous
Risky
Resembling
Attached
Ferret

Nomad
Irish
Liberated
Obliging
Catholic

NOW READ ME BACK UP...


My only excuse is I'm clearly not well, and therefore cannot be held responsible for this madness! (Also if you are Mr.Farrell, apologies and please don't sue me, I'm very poor and not in sound mind. Thank you).