I FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE...

Colin Farrell signing his new book 'Liars (F-Z)',
written three hours after he met Emma Forrest?!

HAS COLIN'S NEW FOUND SUCCESS GONE TO HIS LEGS?!

We know Colin's film career is back on the up, but insisting that he be wheeled around the set between takes... well, surely this is taking things a little bit too far... look he's even trying to thumb a cup of coffee on route!!!!!!!

METHOD ACTING... OR JUST A CON?!

Colin being escorted from the Nobu restaurant for not paying his bill. He later commented he was merely trying to get into character for his current film role 'London's Boulevard' where he has to play an ex- convict. Sadly no-one believed him!!!!

OH DEAR... LOOKS LIKE ONDINE HAS GONE TO THEIR HEADS

Colin & Alicja trying out their matching outfits for the 'Ondine' premiere!

SCHOOL DAY'S ARCHIVE!

Photo: Colin Farrell 1992 - Dublin

Colin setting off for school carrying his really 'cool' army canvas satchel (OMG I had one too... mine was green!)

COLIN'S WIG TO SUCCESS....

The 'Miami Vice Cop' wig complete with that all important manly 'Tash'.

'There are many ways to love'... Alexander wig.

The unisex at the end of the world 'Baking Bobby' wig... listening to Leonard Cohen optional!!!