I've heard of metamorphing but please... this is just ridiculous!!!

THE SECRET'S OUT... COLIN WAS ONCE ARRESTED BY THE C.S.I.

Reports have just come in that the Hollywood actor Colin Farrell was once arrested by the C.S.I. (Catholic Scouts of Ireland) on suspicions of being W.I.L.D. & S.C.A.R.Y. (wandering idly looking dangerous and staring curiously at rabbits yearningly). Thankfully, the luck of the Irish was with him, and he was later released without charge on the provision he sought H.E.L.P. (home emergency lifeline patrol)!!!!!

IS THIS MAN IRISH... OR WHAT?!

This has got to be THE most incredible quote Colin has ever said on record...

"Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me."

Well that's good to know Colin!!!


Let's have some fun...

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar, and the bartender says, What is this a joke!

What came first, the fruit, or the colour orange?

Bless your little Irish heart, and every other Irish part!

Welshman: 'I called my son David, because he was born on St David's day'.
Scotsman: 'I called my son Andrew, because he was born on St Andrew's day'.
Irishman: 'Yes, I did the same with my son Pancake!

SORRY xx

THE MORNING AFTER THE NIGHT BEFORE?!

Could someone please explain to me why Colin & Alicja need three cups of coffee?

Heavy night perhaps?!

SEPARATED AT BIRTH?!

WHO'S FARRELLIN WHO?

Colin wasn't so sure his stunt double could do the job better than him!!!

NOW YOU'RE JUST SHOWING OFF COLIN...

Colin does he best to try and impress us that it really is this big & this long...
his favourite BLT baguette that is!!!

GOOGLE THIS COLIN FARRELL!!!

READ ME DOWN...

Gemini
NB
Insatiable
Kiss
Optimistically
Judge

Ye
Lyrical
Notorious
Oneself

Sincerely
Please

Largely
Limit
Enormous
Risky
Resembling
Attached
Ferret

Nomad
Irish
Liberated
Obliging
Catholic

NOW READ ME BACK UP...

My only excuse is I'm clearly not well, and therefore cannot be held responsible for this madness!

PS. If you are Mr.Farrell... apologies and please don't sue me, I'm very poor.
Thank you

ALEXANDER HAIRDRESSER FIRED!

Colin was not impressed with what the hairdresser had done to his hair... and neither were we!