Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009
THE PERFECT COLIN FARRELL DATE DRESS
My daughter suggested this would be the perfect dress for me, should I ever be so likely to be asked out on a date by Colin... where does this child get her warped sense of humour from?!
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
A BIG HAPPY SMILE & A HOLLYWOOD TAN DOES NOT OPEN DOORS... TRUST ME!
I must say, and really can't believe I am saying this... but it's a good job I'm not Colin Farrell's girlfriend!
Oh but why I hear you cry...
Because I am not made for the Hollywood photographic lens.
For if I was with Colin in Toronto
I would be expected to be a beautiful, healthy, tanned, and a happy lady...
When instead I am not:
Instead, I am a walking, streaky tanned mess and this makes me an unhappy lady and in no way feeling healthy let alone beautiful!
Instead, I look like I have been dipped in a mug of tea that someone forgot to stir... or I've spent the day rolling around in mud.
Hence my relief Colin's invitation to join him at TIFF clearly got lost in the post ; - )
WARNING: DO NOT BELIEVE SELF-TANNING INSTRUCTIONS!
IT IS NOT STREAK PROOF & THEREFORE THERE'S NO NEED TO RUB IN
IT DOES NOT TRANSFORM YOU INTO A TANNED GODDESS
AND FINALLY: IT IS THE QUICKEST WAY TO BECOME A HERMIT...
HOWEVER, ON THE PLUS SIDE THIS MEANS I'VE GOT NO CHANCE OF GETTING PREGNANT!!!
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
AN ACTORS LIFE FOR ME...
If life is considered a stage
And we are all actors upon it
Does that mean life is a fantasy?
So if life is a fantasy...
That means we can chose with whom we act
So can I have Colin Farrell please... and do it off stage?!
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