DOES COLIN FARRELL SUFFER FROM OYR DISORDER?!

I’ve noticed on quite a few of the Celebrity sites that when they display Colin Farrell’s profile they always seem to get his dating history very out of order.  So for some futile reason I decided to assemble my own list regarding Colin’s dating history.  I‘ve based it on ‘public‘ confirmation by Colin in person, and not merely ‘rumour‘ of the press.  Hopefully, I’ve managed to get the dates in the correct order and well… it made rather interesting reading!

Alicja Bachleda 2009 to 2010 (mother of son Henry)
Emma Forrest 2008 to 2009
Muireann McDonnell 2007 to 2008
Lake Bell 2006
Kim Bordenave 2003 to 2004 (mother of son Jimmy)
Nicole Narain 2002 to 2003
Amelia Warner 2000 to 2001 (married/divorced)

According to my results during the last nine years Colin has publicly verified in person (as opposed to issuing a statement because as we know he’s not a big fan of that method!) to being in a relationship with seven different women, and none lasting longer than one year.  

To be fair there is a noticeably period between the end of 2004 to the beginning of 2006 whereby Colin did not give any public confirmation that he was involved in a relationship with any single individual female.  So I can only assume during this time-period Colin was young, free and single-handedly taking his pick of whomever took his fancy, and I’m only guessing but I think there were probably a lot?! ; - o

However, based on the rest of the statistics it would seem that Colin may well suffer from OYR disorder (one year relationship disorder).

This means he may very well be guilty of lining up a future girlfriend before departing from a soon-to-be previous girlfriend, meaning it’s very likely he’s already involved with a current girlfriend.  This will mean by the time we first get to know about her they would have been dating for approx six months, which then means by the end of the next six months to follow they would have spilt up… which would be totally in keeping with the symptoms of OYR disorder, which means Colin would have once again experienced a One Year Relationship!  

NEWS JUST IN: I can now ‘officially’ confirm for definite that I AM… definitely not dating Colin Farrell.  I don‘t have time this year!