A USEFUL GUIDE FOR COLIN & ALICJA & INDEED ANY NEW PARENT... !

IS THIS THE FUTURE HENRY FARRELL... ?! (Whose idea was that trip to Mexico again?!!!)

FOR THOSE WHO ARE IN LOVE, WANT TO BE IN LOVE & HAVE EVER BEEN IN LOVE...

OH DEAR... LOOKS LIKE THE JJ RUMOURS HAVE FINALLY GOT TO POOR COLIN!

Colin unsuccessfully trying to go un-noticed!

SO UNLIKELY... IT COULD BE REAL?!

EXTRACT:
An unlikely celebrity couple may be emerging! ET's special source spotted Janet Jackson warming up to actor and ladies' man Colin Farrell.

The two were seen last week sitting side by side in a booth at the renowned Polo Lounge located in the Beverly Hills Hotel.

http://www.etonline.com/news/2009/11/81318/

COLIN MIGHT WANT TO WATCH THIS... ?!

MY ACCENT IS BETTER THAN YOURS!

An international survey carried out by www.OnePoll.com, has revealed some interesting, and surprising results... it's official Irish is sexy!

EXTRACT:

Men with an Emerald Isle brogue came top in a poll of 5,000 women worldwide, while the French accent only came fourth, just ahead of Australian.

'It is good news for the Irish that they have come top, they have been in and around the top five for years now.

''But high-profile stars such as Colin Farrell have helped bring the accent more to the fore.''

The study also found three fifths of women admitted they had been seduced by someone purely because of their accent, while two fifths said they would much rather sleep with a man who had a nice accent, compared to a harsh one.

World's Sexiest Accents

1. Irish

2. Italian

3. Scottish

4. French

5. Australian

6. English

7. Swedish

8. Spanish

9. Welsh

10. American

ORIGINAL SOURCE:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ireland/6490202/Irish-accent-beats-French-as-worlds-sexiest.html

I FOUGHT THE LAW & THE LAW WON!

OMG... Colin Farrell breaking the law!

YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP IF YOU TRIED!

Many Irish stars have had the honor of performing amidst the glitter and glam of the Vegas strip.

Now eight of the most famous Irish celebrities are basking in glory under the heat lamps of an off-the-beaten-path Vegas Irish pub.

Murphy's Law Bar & Grill in Las Vegas is serving up famous Irishmen Bono, Van Morrison, Colin Farrell, Pierce Brosnan, Liam Neeson, Aidan Quinn, Gabriel Byrne and Peter O'Toole – on your breakfast plates.

Colin Farrell (spelled "Collin" Farrell on the menu) is “fresh pineapple, banana, cottage cheese, granola, raisins and a hint of brown sugar, wrapped in a tortilla.” Seems a bit too dainty for the infamous Irish badboy.

SOURCE: http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/vegas-bar-serves-irish-celebs-breakfast/story?id=8945714

SPOT THE PUMPKIN...

The perfect outfit for any self-respecting pumpkin baby!

TODAY IS GLOBAL HAND-WASHING DAY...

I think I've found a sink that Colin may enjoy washing his hands in, and if so let's hope he's careful where he puts the soap!

ONDINE THE STORY SO FAR...

She's appeared from the water... just like a mermaid...

She taunted him with her, her... leg?! But at least now he knew she wasn't a mermaid...

He didn't have any condoms on him, but he was feeling hot under the collar... what should he do?

To Be Continued...

COLIN FARRELL IS ... 'LEGS OF THE MONTH'!

Looks like Colin's a big hit with the men too... especially his legs!

Check out this cheeky-calf-admiring site called
'Hot Male Legs':Hot guys and their beautiful, sexy legs!

QUOTE:

"I noticed that Colin's legs have really interesting shape. His calves seem much stronger and more developed than his thighs".

PLEASE CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO GO TO THIS LEGGY BLOG:
http://hotmalelegs.blogspot.com/2009/10/legs-of-month-colin-farrell.html

LORD HELP COLIN & ALICJA IF IT'S TWINS... !

THE PERFECT FANCY DRESS COSTUME FOR ALICJA?!

THE PERFECT COLIN FARRELL DATE DRESS

My daughter suggested this would be the perfect dress for me, should I ever be so likely to be asked out on a date by Colin... where does this child get her warped sense of humour from?!

WHY DID THIS ADVERT MAKE ME THINK OF COLIN FARRELL?!

MIAMI VICE GUN TRAINING

COLIN STUNT DRIVING FOR THE FILM S.W.A.T.

A BIG HAPPY SMILE & A HOLLYWOOD TAN DOES NOT OPEN DOORS... TRUST ME!

I must say, and really can't believe I am saying this... but it's a good job I'm not Colin Farrell's girlfriend!

Oh but why I hear you cry...
Because I am not made for the Hollywood photographic lens.

For if I was with Colin in Toronto
I would be expected to be a beautiful, healthy, tanned, and a happy lady...
When instead I am not:

Instead, I am a walking, streaky tanned mess and this makes me an unhappy lady and in no way feeling healthy let alone beautiful!

Instead, I look like I have been dipped in a mug of tea that someone forgot to stir... or I've spent the day rolling around in mud.

Hence my relief Colin's invitation to join him at TIFF clearly got lost in the post ; - )

WARNING: DO NOT BELIEVE SELF-TANNING INSTRUCTIONS!

IT IS NOT STREAK PROOF & THEREFORE THERE'S NO NEED TO RUB IN

IT DOES NOT TRANSFORM YOU INTO A TANNED GODDESS

AND FINALLY: IT IS THE QUICKEST WAY TO BECOME A HERMIT...

HOWEVER, ON THE PLUS SIDE THIS MEANS I'VE GOT NO CHANCE OF GETTING PREGNANT!!!

SINNER OR SAINT?!

Something you wish to confess Colin?

AN ACTORS LIFE FOR ME...

If life is considered a stage
And we are all actors upon it
Does that mean life is a fantasy?

So if life is a fantasy...
That means we can chose with whom we act
So can I have Colin Farrell please... and do it off stage?!

COLIN FARRELL'S NEW SUPER FILM ROLE REVEALED....

COLIN FARRELL STARS AS

'SUPER CONDOM MAN'

COMING... TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU SOON!

SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS

Colin having a Euphoria moment... certainly seemed to work on these gals!

Bad boy Colin Farrell may not be your typical Mr. Boy-Next-Door but he remains to be one of the most sought after A-list actors in Hollywood. His roles in films such as The Minority Report, Miami Vice and Alexander proved the great actor he is despite his infamous personal life scandals. Colin is pro-Calvin Klein. He wears Euphoria.

How do these people know such things?!

SOURCE: http://www.cheap-ghd-hair-straighteners.co.uk/hair-beauty-products/882/celebrity-perfumes-who-wears-what/

WHO LOVES YA BABY...

If Colin and Alicja are expecting a baby then let's hope the poor girl doesn't have to go through a birth such as producing Luciana Munteanu weighing 15 pound! I thought when I had my daughter who weighed in at 8 pound 4 that was hard enough, but I take my hat off to Lucianna's mother : - )

On average babies weigh 15 pounds at about 5 or six months...Not for this mom... she gave birth to her baby at that weight.A 39 year old Romanian woman gave birth to a 15 pound baby.Luciana Munteanu weights 15 pounds and is 24 inches long.Lucinana's mother says she had a normal pregnancy, in fact she said it was no worse than the nine other children she had, yes nine.But, she says she was convinced she was carrying two babies instead of the one!Doctors say they will monitor the baby for a couple days to make sure there are no complications.

Source: http://www.keyc.com/node/27073

IF COLIN MOVES TO POLAND HE MIGHT WANT TO TAKE NOTE OF THIS SIGN...

WISHFUL THINKING?!

I wonder who Colin is waiting for... me... or you ; - )

YOUR PLACE OR MINE?

Colin wasn't so sure Ma Farrell would approve of his latest shy and retiring new gal friend!

I WONDER WHO THE INSPIRATION WAS FOR THIS LOVELY PIC?

Colin doing his best young Marlon Brando pose... works for me ; - )

MEET COLIN'S NEW MINDERS

Looks like Colin is not taking any more chances!

THE CFWB SHIRTLESS MALE GALLERY.... ENJOY & LET ME KNOW YOUR FAV xxx

COLIN FARRELL

THE NAKED COWBOY

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

JARED LETO

BRAD PITT

WESLEY SNIPES

TOM CRUISE

OLIVIER MARTINEZ

BARACK OBAMA

KIEFER SUTHERLAND

ZAC EFRON

WILL SMITH

ROBERT PATTINSON

ORLANDO BLOOM

MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY

JAKE GYLLENHAAL

JAMIE FOXX

JOHNNY DEPP

EDDIE MURPHY

DANIEL RADCLIFFE

DANIEL CRAIG

DEWEY COX!

I FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE...

Colin Farrell signing his new book 'Liars (F-Z)',
written three hours after he met Emma Forrest?!

HAS COLIN'S NEW FOUND SUCCESS GONE TO HIS LEGS?!

We know Colin's film career is back on the up, but insisting that he be wheeled around the set between takes... well, surely this is taking things a little bit too far... look he's even trying to thumb a cup of coffee on route!!!!!!!

METHOD ACTING... OR JUST A CON?!

Colin being escorted from the Nobu restaurant for not paying his bill. He later commented he was merely trying to get into character for his current film role 'London's Boulevard' where he has to play an ex- convict. Sadly no-one believed him!!!!

OH DEAR... LOOKS LIKE ONDINE HAS GONE TO THEIR HEADS

Colin & Alicja trying out their matching outfits for the 'Ondine' premiere!

SCHOOL DAY'S ARCHIVE!

Photo: Colin Farrell 1992 - Dublin

Colin setting off for school carrying his really 'cool' army canvas satchel (OMG I had one too... mine was green!)

COLIN'S WIG TO SUCCESS....

The 'Miami Vice Cop' wig complete with that all important manly 'Tash'.

'There are many ways to love'... Alexander wig.

The unisex at the end of the world 'Baking Bobby' wig... listening to Leonard Cohen optional!!!